I know the greatest people in the world. And I must say Myra is undoubly one of the greatest people ever!! There is a constant push from my circle of friends to do my dear boyfriend a favor and have...relations...with him. It's pressure that stems from the fact that my best friend is my boyfriend's most recent ex. She dated him for nine months--no sex. And because I'm closer to the circle and the people that he is also close to, the heat is on (no Huey Lewis pun intended). And so as I'm rambling around, beginning my daily check-in with friends I found this, that my dear Myra had posted for me:

Nightmarish's bits n' pieces are NONEYA. As in None of your business. NONEYA means you have your OWN pants to tend, and should abandon your volunteer post at Night's pants POST-HASTE. Thank you for your generosity in attempting to direct Night's most-personal decision for her, but remember, the correct time for a woman to part with her virginity can be chosen only BY THE WOMAN, and if Night chooses to wait until she's 40, it is a big fat slice of none of your fuckin' business. Capice? You don't have a say, monkeyparts, is what I'm sayin'...so shut-up and concentrate on your own genitalia and let Night move at her own pace without the benefit of your helpful intrusions.

So now I'm going to post that in my more public blog for all the world to see...and maybe they'll get the clue. And--maybe a small pun intended here---LAY THE FUCK OFF!

Haha.

Love,

Me

*hugs for Ms. Myra*